rachelisaflameprincess:
terms for penis you should notuse in fics:
love stick
doinker
schlong
wankie
ding dong
100% all-beef thermometer
bologna pony
stinky pickle
magic wand
divine rod
love muscle
power drill
captain winky
yogurt slinger
DNA rifleĀ
I DONT KNOW WHICH IS BEST
(Source: shawtycon, via pizza)
rachelisaflameprincess:
terms for penis you should
notuse in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifleĀ
I DONT KNOW WHICH IS BEST
(Source: shawtycon, via pizza)